Saturday, February 4, 2023

Feb 3 Hey Jezzabel, I got your crap

 


You left all your crap out at Cooper Mountain Cemetery after your Necronomicon Ceremony last Friday night. It was still there a week later.


The First Aid Kit was the only useful item in the pile of your detritus. Looks brand new too. Thanks.


I don’t know what to make of the books. One is full of spells and the other some gibberish sorcerer’s book.



 A half gallon of Dewars. Is scotch the drink of choice for these rituals? Not some eye of Newt

malt beverage? And what was that bottle of deadly poison? It stunk to high heaven oops, I mean

stunk like hell. 



Twenty six pounds of candles. You carried 26 lbs of candles out there and left them! It was difficult making the Hannah Creek crossing carrying them and the rest of your crap.


Plus, you left your personal leather bound journal cluttered with nonsense and feathers. Queen Lilith’s feathers maybe? I like sudoku too.




Is that your tooth? Saving it for a potion?


This is my favorite

Flip side "Take Trash" Really?


Hey Jezzabel, is that your crap too? I hauled out from behind Thornburg back in March 2021. Looks like a fertility ritual. How'd that turn out?













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